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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 18:02

Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This Nutrient May Help Lower Your Stroke Risk by 36%, New Study Says - EatingWell
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Democratic senators rent space at the Kennedy Center to host a Pride event - NPR
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
What is the difference between Music.ai and Moises.ai?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.