What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 18:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This Nutrient May Help Lower Your Stroke Risk by 36%, New Study Says - EatingWell

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Democratic senators rent space at the Kennedy Center to host a Pride event - NPR

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

What is the difference between Music.ai and Moises.ai?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.